
Can 'Em All: cute critters in, canned goods out
Can 'Em All
- Positive98%
- Reviews517
- Playing2,405
- Price$6.29
regular price $6.99
Every so often a truck pulls up to your factory packed with adorable little creatures, and, well, they're the business plan. Can 'Em All is a first-person incremental from solo dev LuisDev: clear the creatures out with your weapons, hoover up what's left with your vacuum, toss it into the crusher, and send the finished cans down a tube to get sold. Then the money goes straight back into the business: stronger guns, a better vacuum, new machines, conveyors, more creatures, until the whole factory mostly runs itself.
Yes, it's exactly as dark as it sounds. Gore and dark humor sit right next to cute here, but it goes for cartoonish laughs, not shock. The real hook is the loop. Upgrades keep landing at a nice clip, the prestige resets keep things moving instead of sinking into a mid-game slog, and between the flamethrower, the submachine gun and (for some reason) a slot machine, it never takes itself seriously. At $6.29 with the launch discount (normally $6.99), it's an easy impulse buy.
Now the catch: it's short. Most runs wrap up somewhere around 4 to 8 hours, and even going for 100% tops out around 10, so think weekend binge, not forever factory. There are some rough edges too. You can't rebind keys yet, the helper drones can turn into more of a nuisance than a help once you speed them up, and if you want deep, sprawling automation, it may feel thin. It's Windows only, and its Steam Deck support hasn't been rated yet. It only came out on Oct 30, so it's early days, but it's rising fast for good reason.
Since we reviewed it
- Loot Score9.0 → 9.1+0.1
- Reviews452 → 517+65
- Playing2,405 now2,405–2,772 seen
Unchanged: % positive and price.
Early days: we have checked Steam twice since the review. Trend lines appear here after about half a day of checks.
All snapshots (3)
| When (UTC) | Loot Score | Positive | Reviews | Playing | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nov 1, 2026, 10:22 UTC | 9.1 | 98% | 517 | 2,405 | $6.29 |
| Nov 1, 2026, 06:22 UTC | 9.0 | 98% | 452 | 2,673 | $6.29 |
| Nov 1, 2026 (review day) | 9.0 | 98% | 452 | 2,772 | $6.29 |